That one Shaco’s back. Oh god.

I’m Back, used to be around a long while ago, I also pretty much caused a pandemic involving [REDACTED], DM if you want to know more, I’m not starting it again. ———————————————————————————————————– -12+ Years Rp experience -Returning after 3 year hiatus (Oof) -Fucking idiot -Loves plot and surprises during the RP -Open for chats, questions, asks and whatnot in the inbox/Chat -Wants to be YOUR friend. (Don’t tell anyone else ok?) -Dark themes in rp, not that into smut for this character unless it makes sense. -Can be sunshine and rainbows if you want though, fuck it. -Also swears a lot. -MTG nerd -Lactose free.

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Like for a random quote in your Ask box to start and RP Reblog to share and make me smile c: Comment your favorite meme/vine or whatever and I’ll love you forever

beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

If the average male ejaculates 3ml of semen; if about half the males on Earth are of a suitable age; & if they masturbate/copulate approx. once a day, 6,000,000 liters of semen are ejaculated every day, more than 2 Olympic-sized swimming pools.

Gross

Delicious 😘😏😍🥺👌👌😏😘💏🍆😘😏💏😘😏😘😍💏😘👌👌👌🍆🍆🥴👌😘😏💦💦💦👌❤🍆🍆❤😍💏🥴💏🥴😘👌😏😘😏😍😍🥵🥵😘🥵🥵😘🥵😘😘🥵🍆

Ionia makes gentle alcohol.

Noxus makes crude booze.

Freljord makes the strong stuff.

Bilgewater imports everything.

Shurima’s is supposed to be drunk slowly to get the best experience.

But Demacia makes the BEST.

Bandle city makes soft drinks

‘Piltover has those fancy-shmancy cocktails…or so I’ve been told…’

Shadow Isles has…

…what the fuck IS that?!

That one Shaco’s back. Oh god.

I’m Back, used to be around a long while ago, I also pretty much caused a pandemic involving [REDACTED], DM if you want to know more, I’m not starting it again. ———————————————————————————————————– -12+ Years Rp experience -Returning after 3 year hiatus (Oof) -Fucking idiot -Loves plot and surprises during the RP -Open for chats, questions, asks and whatnot in the inbox/Chat -Wants to be YOUR friend. (Don’t tell anyone else ok?) -Dark themes in rp, not that into smut for this character unless it makes sense. -Can be sunshine and rainbows if you want though, fuck it. -Also swears a lot. -MTG nerd -Lactose free.

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Like for a random quote in your Ask box to start and RP Reblog to share and make me smile c: Comment your favorite meme/vine or whatever and I’ll love you forever

Ionia makes gentle alcohol.

Noxus makes crude booze.

Freljord makes the strong stuff.

Bilgewater imports everything.

Shurima’s is supposed to be drunk slowly to get the best experience.

But Demacia makes the BEST.

Bandle city makes soft drinks

‘Piltover has those fancy-shmancy cocktails…or so I’ve been told…’

Shadow Isles has...

...what the fuck IS that?!

Send me ‘✂’ and my muse will kill yours. Right now. Brutally, horribly, bloody. Just do it.