Mountains? More like NOTHINGS!

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lhoandbehold

Server at work was down for 2 hours so I rigged & animated this little medieval bat friend. I couldn't do any fun texture work this time around but

[I.D. 1: an animation of a small, grey, minimalistic bat. He is smiling, and his ears bounce up and down in time to his wings flapping.

I.D. 2: a medieval drawing of a small grey bat with the same design. End I.D.]

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well i guess i am doing this

you may have gotten tagged in a post about ray bans recently, or have heard someone talk about getting tagged in said posts. this is what that looks like:

[id: a screenshot of a tumblr post with a title that reads, “Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event.” underneath that is an image, with a Ray-Ban logo at the top, followed by various text and images on a light-grey background with a white border. beneath the logo reads, “One Day Sale !!!” following that is a striked out $249.90, with “Now $24.99” beneath it. there is a red parachute stock image with bold text reading “BIG SALE” hanging from it to the left and a shopping cart with a ribbon reading “SALE” to the right. under that is a link, with text claiming it as the “Ray-Ban Official Website” directly beneath it. /end id]

usually, beneath that, is text parroting the image followed by a long list of tags to various followers and mutuals. i’ve found, personally, that it does not discriminate between the two.

[id: screenshot of text from a textpost. reads:

“The official charity event of Ray-Ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99! We will donate 50% of the profits to the COVID-19 epidemic prevention department. Every purchase is your support for charity, thank you! Click to buy>>>Ray-Ban Official Website,” with a link to the website. /end id]

now, i am not aware of what kind of hack/virus/etc this actually is, and in no way am i a techie, but this sounds a lot like a simple password collection scheme. i have not seen what the link in the post leads to, so it’s best you simply don’t click the link, of course, but if you need the help, or find yourself in a situation similar to this, here’s my Poe-Verified advice. under read more for the sake of length.

final note, this is okay + encouraged to rb, and if you have any useful tips, go ahead and add them in a rb or dm me so i can edit the post. i only have minimal internet knowledge !

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This account got hacked, so watch out for any weird posts/messages from me! I think I found it all but let me know if you see anything suspicious

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DO YOUR PART TO CHANGE THIS STATISTIC WHEN IT MATTERS IN NOVEMBER!

are u fucking kidding me hey kids following me please make sure yall are voting in this fuckin midterm jesus louisus (with all due respect, of course)

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ultrafacts

Whittier, Alaska, is a town of about 200 people, almost all of whom live in a 14-story former Army barracks built in 1956. The building, called Begich Towers, holds a police station, a health clinic, a church, and a laundromat. Its hallways resemble those of a school . One can often find residents shuffling around in slippers and pajamas.

Because the winters are so ferocious, the town’s only playground is indoors.

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This is some dystopian young adult novel bull.

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jmindigo

To be fair pretty much all of Alaska is some dystopian young adult novel bull in one way or another. 

I have only been to the outside of Whittier, that one time I took the ferry from Valdez, and it’s grim-looking as hell.

This also neglects to mention that the only ways to reach Whittier are either the aforementioned ferry, bush plane, or a 2.5 mile-long, approximately 15′x15′ tunnel through a mountain that looks like this inside:

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The AKDOT website reassures us that “During the 1964 Good Friday Earthquake (the greatest magnitude earthquake ever recorded in North America) the tunnel suffered no significant structural damage and no cave-ins.”

Also please note that though most of the population now lives in the Begich Towers, the townspeople used to reside in the Buckner Building, which is now abandoned and just. Sitting there. Empty. The building that used to be a whole town. Looking super fucking haunted:

“The constant sound of cascading water echoes throughout the complex. Bears have been reported both wandering the upper floors in the spring and hibernating on the lower floors during winter.” 

that last building isn’t abandoned, it literally says the bears live there now.

This is some Metro 2033 shit. I love it.

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misdrunk

I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

No you…. really need to click the link

GOOD MOTHER OF GOD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TAG THIS AS

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!
Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

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jncoes

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

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It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

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