Mari (Minami)

Vaggie: Charlie? Charlie!

Alastor: Where could she be?

Husk: *whistles for her*

Angel Dust: ….Husky we’re looking for Charlie, not Marmaduke.

Charlie: *appears out of nowhere* You whistled?

Yeah ok he was the best part of the show sorry

I'm sure this has been done before. I have no energy to draw rn but yk.

Xaden (after meeting Violet): This is crazy. I'm having...feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Garrick: ...yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Xaden: Do you?

Garrick: ...are you saying you don't have feelings?

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

Hope is a fickle, dangerous thing. It steals your focus and aims it toward the possibilities instead of keeping it where it belongs - on the probabilities. || Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros

Xaden yelling "WELL THE FUCK AWARE" at Violet is honestly so funny to me. Like that is PEAK exasperated husband energy.

The fandom loves the make jokes and memes about how Jinshi cannot successfully flirt with maomao and every attempt falls flat. Hilarious, i love these jokes too. But i dont think we talk enough about how funny it also is that Jinshi also has to constantly be aware of maomao like a petowner whos pet is constantly eating shit they shouldnt

Maomao: *eating poison on purpose*

Jinshi: what are you eating?

Maomao: *starts chewing faster*

Jinshi: what is in your mouth?! Spit that out! Spit that out right now!!!

Maomao: *trying to scurry away before he catches her*

Y/n, whispering: you know I love you, right?

Draco: why are we whispering?

Y/n: so Harry thinks we're conspiring against him

Draco: oooh

Harry: what are they talking about?

Snape, having heard everything: murder

My friend’s live time reaction to Tech’s death

My bf walked in on me watching this and said, “why can’t you like watch porn or something?”

Sir, if you don’t mind my saying, I’m a little concerned. I’ve seen you go through similar phases in…

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

ADKJAFDLKJFLKJ I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS GONNA JUST BE LIKE

BITCH, HELLOOOOOOOOOO!? XD