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Someone: “You have no talents”

Me:

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

This is mesmerizing to watch.

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

why do heterosexuals think unhealthy relationships are quirky and fun lol you aren’t supposed to hate your wife pals. buddos. guys. come on use ya brains

‘the average woman owns 16 bras’ well shit i didnt know the average woman was made of money

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

OH MY GOD

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

@skelizardsden Feel old yet?

YOU NEED YO LEAVE

CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH M80

I can’t believe you dun this

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DUN THIS

We need to talk.

The scooter grew up to be a  mech

Get this sinful mess off my dash

E N O U G H

Stephanie got swol

me: i love minding my own Business !

something: happens

me:

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

PLEASE GOD THERE IS NOTHING I NEED MORE IN MY LIFE THAN A T-REX COOING LIKE A PIGEON