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vanwizard

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

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Trying to come off as a casual fan by calling him Captain America instead of Steve

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harry: *spent 2016 in workout clothes and the same hawaiian shirt for days in a row*

gq: 27th best dressed man in the world

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