this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

The “wait no come back” has me weak.

Wano Luffy is giving me life

also follow my edit account got op stuff there @gemgalaxies

Results so far

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

Cawdor Castle Gardens by aclotheshorse

the terrifying part is that, 30 years ago you’d have to wait to get the film developed to see what was out there…

maractus!

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars worth of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

Actually no you’re right and you should say it

Magikarp’s hidden talent.

BLESSED POST

meirl

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

also! guess who remembered pokemon fusions! it was me