*constant internal screaming*

Me trying to explain Shakespeare plots:

I can only dream of being as funny as Sparknotes’ twitter memes

mood: reading gothic literature at night by lamplight, drinking black coffee sweetened with honey, watching shakespearean tragedies at the theatre, freshly cut roses, wearing the same delicate jewellery everyday, reading textbooks about the supernatural, burning candles on an autumn evening, writing letters to far away friends

Fun to see a gay Romeo and Juliet.

From Butler’s 1956 yearbook.

Doing the good work for the people and translating Shakespeare as it should be done👍

sometimes you see a dumb idea on tumblr and go “I want to do that”

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

Puppy Sleeps like It Has Been ‘Turned off’ and Looks Ridiculously Cute

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

a++ markerting

Works of art. I will print and frame these.

I'd have a book of these on my coffee table.