is this girl for real

THIS IS MY TWEET LMFAOOOO

is it just me or we all kinda stubid

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

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underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

You know you can talk all the shit you want about Madoka Magica, but you have to admit that the Meduka Meguca memes gave us so many valuable phrases and ways to express important emotions and concepts.

this post is “MY CITY NOW” erasure and i wont stand for it

cheap koala costume wearing baby. picking up garbage. trashy bitch

💥 Fringe Bitch 💥

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

Elephant Rock, Iceland

This is an old god, sleeping

he not asleep he just taking a long sip