Fell out of bed, did we?

his feathers are not scary at all

Vash with the design of one fish from the game.

via @p0tato-kn1shes

@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

“You are not done yet”

anyways, it’s 2024 so it’s time to stop making fun of femmes who like doing their hair and makeup and picking out little cute outfits for taking “so long to get ready” love and accept ancient femme rituals…or don’t date a fucking high femme 🧚🏻‍♀️🦋💋

i remember when i first met my butch, we set up a teleparty date so that we could facetime and watch a movie together. we said we'd call each other at 6pm, and at 5:57pm i sent a message telling them i was still getting ready and was running behind. i apologized profusely, and after a few minutes they responded by sending me this:

they said "you're a femme, i know the drill <3"

that's when i knew that they were special; that i was safe with them.

Actually fucking sobbing don’t mind me

I'm glad we all agree that talking to the police is a no go, but I wish people would quit it with the "but you can and should ALWAYS tell your doctor/psychatrist/therapist EVERYTHING!" Because bigoted doctors, ignorant doctors, ableism, medical neglect, forced treatment and medical abuse are all very real and widespread problems. And facts are that I barely know of one single disabled person who has never dealt with a shitty "health care professional". So yes, in an ideal world you SHOULD be able to safely tell them everything all the time, but this is unfortunately not an ideal world, and there are plenty of situations where it isn't actually safe or advisable to do that

The radius and ulna are among my favourite bones specifically because they do this

I hate this. I hate that they do this. I think about this every time I rotate my wrist. It seems like the sort of thing that would go wrong in all sorts of horrible ways and leave a bone sticking out of my skin. and yet it keeps happening. every day of my life.

I rotate my arms regularly just because I like it when they do this.

iiiiiii dont. think thats how bones work

Here are two videos on Reddit demonstrating how the radius bone rotates around the ulna bone: link / link

Yeah i doubt someone would make these gifs for the purpose of an online joke so I have no choice but to believe it

occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

i drew it

hey I hope you dont mind I also painted your egg

i also painted the egg hope that's ok

i heard we were painting egg?

I love how this shows how real artists drawing a thing aren't just representing the thing, but showing you what THEY found beautiful in it.

Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

The glowing

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words