sorry if this post has already been made but the jontron subreddit is the best it’s ever been

@ezmathemovementartist

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

“have you tried weed to fix your mental illness” is just the libertarian version of “have you tried yoga”

bill hicks new stuff really doesn’t do it for me tbh

Omg this is the best

yo i deadass want to die

This looks like the propaganda mind control video in zoolander where mugatu gets derek to assasinate the prime minister of Malaysia

why do people act like getting a job is so easy it’s literally the hardest thing on earth 

It really isn’t that difficult if you put forth your best effort.

#positiveattractspositive #stayfocused #dothedamnthing

If you work for it, it will come to you. But don’t expect the waiting game to reward you by simply dropping opportunities in your lap.

no shade but shut the fuck up

*girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage

*boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you can go back being a baby nbd

mlp roleplay [18+ only]

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

what

*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

dude are we talking horses