shhh

My fave brothers... Uuu *sobs*....

Dirk has severe abandonment issues and is overly clingy no matter how much older he gets.

Bro wishes to indulge him, but he can't due to overworking. :c

thinking about that post thats like. to avoid bloatware every game dev team should be required to have one guy that has to play the game on a shitty laptop. in the same spirit i think every movie and tv director should have to watch their movie/show on a small tv or laptop screen in a bright room and fix the lighting until its possible to see whats going on on the screen in those conditions

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

as soon as i saw the first panel of the final part to @buggachat 's au i launched myself into my sketchbook.

congrats on finishing it! beau really is spectacular :)

Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.

'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!