:^)

I WOULD DIE FOR YOU LEONARDO DICAPRIO

No idea why I said this shit but it’s entirely untrue. Now I’d k*ll him with my bare hands

we need a law to prevent people from publishing fanfic as a book disguised as normal literature. I can't take it anymore

i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

Marseven Picnic Collection, 2020…

— Hannu Mäkelä, tr. by Herbert Lomas, from Contemporary Finnish Poetry: “Dream On Happiness Number 5,”

There's this big ass bird here

Um soooooo. That was the devil

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

Hans Bellmer, Donna dalle braccia articolate, 1965

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

20’s French perfume bottle

nobody in the entire world has ever wronged 0 people in their entire life, that is just not reality. let yourself move on from having wronged someone and just try not to do it again