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@hobbitintheimpala / hobbitintheimpala.tumblr.com

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glorf1ndel

This shot from The Two Towers looks like a renaissance painting. Frodo lifting the Elvish rope over Gollum's neck, both of them stunned by Frodo's merciful nature. Gollum's eyes in shadow, because that is all that he has known for so long. Sam standing in the light and holding the rope, presented as the voice of reason to Frodo's voice of compassion. A pained expression on Sam's face, as if he can already foresee how this will end. Incredible cinematography.

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gangst3rswife

Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is

Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN

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vbartilucci

Joan Cusack has never appeared in a film that she did not steal.

And as for Debbie, I will always repost my stance on her end.

I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.
If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.
She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.
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payasita

they would have been such good friends

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plants-and-fuck-knows

Instead of making fun of people who do things at an older age that are normally done younger ( like getting their diploma or GED, learning to drive, even learning to read ) how about you:

  • don’t
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shardbearing
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bakwaaas

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

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thornescratch

Anyway I've thought long and hard about it and I think it's both fair and appropriate for Nicklas Backstrom to show up at Capital One this Friday, rush the ice immediately after puck drop, and hit a Ranger with a steel chair, WWE-style.

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v8mpvrse

i love the way that matthew invokes such a visceral reaction from ppl no matter if it’s positive or negative. u either love him so much you’d do anything for him *points to the entire panthers bench, pointing twice at sam bennett* or he aggravates u sm u have to publicly state so *points to a poster of the twitter logo then at leon “i’d get off the ice” draisaitl*

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