shangela’s sugar daddy speech except everytime somebody says sugar daddy it gets faster

deep

life hack

when someone asks you why 

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

What is the objective?

Survive.

I don't want any pronouns

Don’t refer to me

i think the most a video game has ever influenced me to be violent is after the first time i played katamari damacy at a friend’s house for like ten consecutive hours and as i was driving home i had to fight incredible urges to plow my car into fucking everything

Begins watching super mario bros youtube poop on my laptop really loud while the teacher is lecturing

you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all

your man crush monday thinks this picture is deep

my g aint even say ur mcm money spelled out the whole word im cryin “man crush monday” ahhh shit!!! whew!!!! u a fool fa this 1 earthdad

Emoji spell for getting a little more pocket cash

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i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

I arrive at the chocolate factory

golden ticket: found

gobstopper secrets: leaked

fizzy lifting drinks: stolen

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE FACTORY ARE YOU