CORRECTING CHRISTMAS: A woman/man (Muse A) travels back in time to last Christmas, before her broken engagement and tries to repair what went wrong. However, in the process, she/he re-discovers her/his childhood best friend (Muse B) and starts to realise that perhaps her/his former fiance isn’t who she wants after all.

GUESS WHO’S COMING TO CHRISTMAS: Muse A is a jaded rock-star with a tarnished reputation for drink-driving and bad behaviour. Muse B is a small-town female/male who’s had to move back home after her/his engagement was called off, where her/his father is the local parish priest and doesn’t allow a single drop of alcohol in the house. To repair his damaged image, Muse A decides to fulfill a child’s ‘Dear Santa’ Christmas wish, which Muse B’s sibling enters and wins. Now, Muse A must spend the whole of December in a small, secluded town and perform in their local Christmas show, sleeping in Muse B’s spare room.

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS: Muse A, a workaholic solicitor, has just twelve nights to get a bed and breakfast appraised, but the owner is uncooperative because he claims a spirit (Muse B) lives there and would not approve. As Muse A’s promotion rests on accomplishing this task, she decides to check in for the winter and haggles with Muse B, a spirit who is cursed to never move on until he/she solves their own murder. Muse A agrees to help.

A PRINCE FOR CHRISTMAS: Muse A escorts her/his niece and nephew to spend Christmas with their grandfather, an English Duke. Here she/he meets Muse B, a charming European prince who has travelled to America for an arranged marriage.

A CHRISTMAS TREE MIRACLE: Muse A, a single parent, is the kind of person who offers a homeless person their coffee and has done on several occasions. Being made redundant from their job, he/she then finds themselves and their children homeless for Christmas. Muse B is an eccentric Christmas tree farmer who, once upon a time, Muse A bought a coffee for on a cold morning and offers them work (and accommodation) on his/her farm.

A GOLDEN CHRISTMAS: When Muse A was a child, he/she met someone special while both were walking their dogs. Vowing their love for one another, the pair put together a box of memories and buried it in the woods. The relationship, however, ended when he/she moved. Now a successful business woman/man, Muse A is moving back to her childhood home. The problem being? Muse B is bidding on the same house, starting a war between them, unaware that Muse B is, in fact, that someone special from his/her childhood.

A BRIDE FOR CHRISTMAS: Muse A makes a bet with his/her friends that he/she could get married before Christmas. Muse B, recovering from a broken engagement after being left at the alter, is their target.

AN ACCIDENTAL CHRISTMAS:  Muse A and Muse B are separated, but their scheming children are determined to get them back together in time for Christmas.

PAPER ANGELS: Muse A leaves his/her alcoholic and abusive husband/wife and moves to another town with their children, where he/she works as a waitress/waiter to make ends meet. Knowing their mother/father can’t afford presents this Christmas, their eldest child puts their letters to Santa on the local Angel Tree (a scheme where other people pick a paper angel and purchase a stranger’s presents for them). Muse B, a successful workaholic who lost both their wife/husband and a child in a car accident, is dreading their first Christmas alone. In an attempt to keep themselves occupied, Muse B decides to take part in the Angel Tree scheme, picking Muse A’s name.

HOLIDAY IN HANDCUFFS: Muse A is a struggling artist distraught at the idea of going home for Christmas without a significant other. So, in a mad moment, Muse A kidnaps a customer (Muse B) from their local diner and persuades them to be their 'fake partner’ in exchange for cash.

UNDERCOVER CHRISTMAS: Muse A is an uptight FBI agent assigned to protect Muse B, a low-class cocktail waitress/waiter who was witness to a murder. In the name of the law and order, the pair must pose a couple to fool their friends and families until the case Muse B is involved in is resolved.

THE CHRISTMAS CARD: Muse A is a soldier in the midst of war. Knowing Muse A has no one to write to him, a fellow solider gives him a Christmas card sent to them from his hometown. When this friend is later killed in battle, Muse A takes leave and decides to return their dog tags to a grieving widow. Here, he/she meets Muse B, who’s father hires Muse A to work for him. The pair begin to fall in love, unaware that Muse B was the original sender of the Christmas card that kept Muse A going throughout his/her time in war.

THE CHRISTMAS WISH: Having been told this could be their sick mother’s last Christmas, Muse A has hired Muse B, an actress, and their child in an attempt to give his/her parent their last wish; to see Muse A get married.

i really want a thread where muse a gets amnesia or whatever and can only remember back to when they were dating their high school sweetheart.. so, muse a’s parent explain to muse b that the doctors advise everyone to just play along because they don’t want to scare muse a too much while they’re still in a fairly unstable condition and muse b agrees to because deep down they still scare for muse a. anyways, muse a knows they got in an accident but just thinks they were in a coma for a few years, which explains why they don’t know all the new technology, why muse b looks slightly older, etc. but…plot twist must b is actually engaged and finds excuse not to be touchy-feeling/sentimental such as ‘your doctor doesn’t think it’s a good idea’ or ‘i have a cold!’ but then one night they’re drinking and reminiscing and bam…they sleep together. this isn’t weird for muse a because they think they’re dating, but to muse b this is a disaster. after waking up guilty muse b “breaks up” with muse a leaving them heartbroken and confused and muse a is determined to get muse b “back” even though they haven’t been together in years technically. idk it could be full of fluff/angst i need it!!!

• i’m a demon/angel and i need to possess your body. oh you don’t want me to? well that’s a nice body you have there. it’d be a shame if i GAVE IT CANCER
• “what is the ONE thing i asked you NOT to do tonight?” “raise the dead…” “AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!” “…raised the dead…”
• i’m a ghost whisperer and you’re a ghost haunting the house i just moved into
• i’m a ghost and i need you to bring my murderer to justice
• new witch and their teacher showing them how to use magic
• members of rivaling covens
• i’m a vampire and i may have just accidentally converted you… awkward…
• we’re dating and you’re a vampire but that’s cool how long have you been ali–WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USED TO DATE MY GRANDMA
• we’re both ghosts trapped in purgatory
• we’re vampires and we have to travel around a lot so no one realizes we don’t age
• we were in love but you died and i can’t move on so now i’m trying to communicate with you from beyond the grave
• i’m a demon possessing your significant other’s body but oh shit i think i may actually like you
• you were dying and i’m a vampire/werewolf so i bit you to save your life and now i have to teach you how this works
• vampire slayer / vampire 
• werewolf hunter / werewolf
• ghost hunters. bonus points if they have a shitty tv show
• you’re my guardian angel
• good old fashioned zombie apocalypse
• i’m a ghost and i’m trapped in the graveyard and i don’t normally talk to mortals but bro i have to ask wtf are you doing hanging around a graveyard is your life really this sad
• i’m a vampire and i’m sedeucing you as my next victim i can’t decide if i want to eat you or fuck you or marry you
• i’m a demon and you summoned me so technically i have to do your bidding but i’m still gonna be an asshole 
• i’m a ghost and you live in my old house and i can’t talk to you directly but i can enter your dreams so hi there how you doing
• i’m a vampire and no i’m not gonna turn you into a vampire you fangirl goth idiot

hi i really want a plot where i can play a cute little mermaid princess who’s just been cursed to live on land and she doesn’t really know how to walk or how to use a telephone or anything so when she washes up on the beach there’s a cute little nerd boy and he’s like ??? but obvs she has nowhere to stay and she’s just really confused and he thinks she’s probably some sort of mental case or she hit her head so he’s kinda worried about her and he takes her in to just help find her family and it’s v cute like he teaches her how to use a microwave and she’s like oOOH MAGIC and how to tie shoes and he brings home fish from the store and she just starts sobbing omfg and just yes

“i’m a vampire and we met when you were still human and we fell in love and planned out our whole eternal life together but on the night i turned you i freaked out over the commitment and abandoned you in the middle of the night & now it’s over a century later and we’re only just seeing each other again for the first time since and there’s so much hatred in your eyes when you look at me but fuck you still look just as hot and make my heart race as much as you did back then and i think i made the biggest mistake of my life in leaving” au (☉‿☉✿)

i want historical drama plots. i want wwi and wwii. i want vikings taking over a village. i want a family struggling to make ends meet during the great depression. i want a flapper and a wolf on wall street in the roaring twenties. i want arranged marriages. i want 1800s plots. i want pioneers. i want salem at the peak of the witch age. i want pilgrims. i want everything. GIVE IT TO ME.

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he would admit to being MORALLY AMBIGUOUS at times. would admit to being cruel, and easily angered, and all-around criminally inclined. but this was a bit fucked up even for him. WEDDING CRASHING was on his bucket list, he must admit, but yevgeny didn’t expect it to come at such a point in time. he stubbed his cigarette onto the side of the door as he ran in and past the nice woman collecting wedding invitations. yev ran past the photographer and into the aisle. and, with nothing else in mind, he shouted out the name of the person he had came here for. but then the actual BRIDE & GROOM turned, both unrecognizable.  ❝ um… hey. ❞ had he gotten the venue wrong ??