YOU ARE NOT SAFE

Boop battle

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

I hate to give it to staff but they did snap with the booping thing. This is the "enrichment in my enclosure" thing we keep talking about, I feel like a bear that recieved a block of ice with pumpkins in it

April Fools, jerk

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lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant

girls night in the ancient tomb and we know fuck all

paws. touching paws. reaching out. booping me. booping you

Me (stupidly): Booping? Sounds fun, why not

My mutuals:

Lucas oc commission for Ghost_Nazarus (twitter)

it’s been an honor making the notifs page unusable with you all

What happens when the global total hits 999999999 boops??

y2k