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Podcast where every week someone different interviews me, and if they ask something I've answered before, they get Nickelodeon slimed, so episode one is like, "Where are you from? What's your favorite color?" but episode one-hundred is like, "How many birds would you estimate you saw on the family vacation to Yellowstone you took when you were seven?" and they still get slimed.

This post is only mildly funny by virtue of the fact that it takes place in a world where I'm capable of answering questions.

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

The ghost, or?

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg

I’m gonna need sources on this

unmute

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

so done

with you and your rude shit

Sound on!

Bisexuals be like…please bore someone else with your ridiculous questions, we’re tired #ProgressIsPride ______ Jay Jurden, your patience tho 🙏🏾

Having good sex gives you a greater sense of well-being and adds more meaning to your life.

(Source, Source 2)

@femaleshits https://www.instagram.com/p/CCRZ_N5l9-cEo1_0XwaXXc8VogDdVZ97gTp7sI0/?igshid=1un4uyxfogpti

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