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the best part is they didn’t even use the right rod 😅

The Rod of Asclepius (one snake) is the symbol of medicine.

The Caduceus (two snakes, the one they used) represents Hermes. Not only is he the messenger god but he is also the god who brings people to the underworld (which makes this mix up doubly bad). Essentially, this artwork is like the hospital is saying “Don’t worry Grim Reaper, we’ll kill and bring these patients to the underworld ourselves!” 💀

losing my mind at this

Ron Mueck, “In Bed” 2005. This hyperrealist sculptor creates massive pieces that are so real they’re difficult to disbelieve. I saw one in person a year ago at the Manchester museum of art and was amazed.

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

Karel Vítězslav Mašek - Woman-Lizard (ca. 1890-95)

can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

like this

“ask yourself if there is any explanation of the mystery of your own life and death.”

“Write some fan fiction to resolve this story because I ain’t fuckin’ doin’ it.” -Mark Twain

Thank you for the translation👆👆🤣

Put too much work in to toss it, ain’t going to be arsed to finish it.

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:

Someone cut a hole in her enclosure (or at least that’s what it looks like) and they found her about seven hours later in the nearby trees, safe and sound.

also they found her because a squirrel was chattering angrily about her being in the tree.  i just think that’s really funny. 

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Same crab!” “Same crab!”