Brendon Urie arriving at the 2019 Billboard Music Awards

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

LOL

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

This does not have nearly enough notes.

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

Let's Play "Have You Ever?"

Fill my inbox with “have you ever” questions and I swear I’ll answer every single one for you.

how many other elementary schools had compulsory square dancing lessons

why the hell is this so universal

I’m sorry you had WHAT

k so I happened to run into this Twitter thread late last year, and following up, it appears to be true, despite the fact that it sounds outlandishly ridiculous. Here it is: The ubiquitousness of square dancing was actually a plot by Henry Ford to eradicate jazz, which he believed was a Jewish conspiracy.

So, first, article, if you’d like to read up on it.

To start, here’s an actual quote by Henry Ford in a book he wrote called The International Jew:

So…yeah. In order to prevent moral decay in America, Henry Ford started pouring a lot of money into the promotion of square dancing—and that included schools. From the article:

At this point, schools have compulsory square dancing simply because they’ve always had it, but originally they had it because Henry Ford wanted to save white America.

So hey, if you think the whole square dancing unit at your school is totally lame, informing the school about its history might be a way to get rid of it!

What on fucking earth

We had square dancing all the way through my senior year of high school

yes, I’m a gamer

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

the most unrealistic thing about friends is that phoebe never punched ross in the fucking face

not to be fake deep but when some people say they love you but don’t show you any love they mean they love themselves through you in the most selfish of ways they just want your attention with nothing in return and leech off your energy for their own egotistical purposes so if you feel like you’re being played that way get away from them!

of course my house is haunted i live here