tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.
Orange is the New Black. (via warningbearcountry)
brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch
R O B O C O C K
Dream On, Dreamer por Morgan Legars Por Flickr: 16.01.15 @ Entrepot, Bruges, BE Supporting Caliban
i. just. want. cute. people. to. hit. on. me.
Roddy, my 7-year-old Australian Shepard
I am so desensitized to crying bc it is just a normal part of life for me, ppl who are like “I haven’t cried since my grandmas funeral five years ago” really blow me away its like dang buddy I cried like 10 times just on the way to get here!
If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
(via retconcorps)
Appearance vs Reality
Seems like a sweetheart and is a sweetheart: Cancer, Leo, Virgo
Seems like a sweetheart but is a bitch: Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini
Seems like a bitch but is a sweetheart: Scorpio, Aries, Libra
Seems like a bitch and is a bitch: Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus