Lilith and her Father in law have, a weird solidarity for how bad they want each other dead
If they hadn't gotten so personally pissed off in the Eden and the Fall situation they could have been- ...well not friends with their mutual 'There can only be one' mindsets but just like killer professional rivals
that’s a whole man.
you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi
top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
I hate witnessing the true width of cat legs.
upon arriving home, the first thing Grim did was beg to be let into the kitten room, because she wanted to go in, eat all his kibble and get pancreatitis again, so nothing of value has been learned from this experience
Sinner's Finale
VR in 1830 Looked like this:
AMAZING
This took almost the entire skein of yarn
I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this
TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON
tiny fawn, determinedly approaching the camera on wobbly legs on an empty road: mee! mee! mee! mee!
deep human voice: I'm not mama, mama's over there!
fawn, plaintively, continuing to approach: mee!
deep human voice: there, little guy! you're teeny-tiny!
fawn: (continues to approach)
deep human voice: here, let me-- we'll put you next to my coffee cup, so we can see how little you are.
fawn: (wobbles forward, lies down next to a travel coffee tumbler set down on the road. the tumbler has pictures of cute woodland creatures on it)
deep human voice: *chuckling in wonderment* ohhh, you are teeny-teeny-tiny!
Everyone in hellaverse seems pretty religiously neutral, their understanding of Lucifer is mostly formed through hell politics just "oh yeah that guy is in charge round here"
but where are my religious/biblical scholars who spent their entire life arguing over the details of these events and is spending their afterlife breathlessly chasing down the ruling family to interrogate them about history and the other rings
if you think any amount of killing or maiming will dissuade them from getting an answer from a primary source you have never met a scholar