He’s got his thinking cat on

@gibblegabber

It’s a trap!

mimic

You know that idealized version of yourself that haunts you with guilt about what you haven't yet become?

They didn't show up.

They don't deserve your praise.

The you who is reading this made it here, despite everything.

This you is the garden worthy of your love and effort.

i need an Arctic monkeys' concert where they play just their b-sides.

Same

life advice from the mountain goats:

- lie to the cops

- watch for the signs and learn how to read

- let all the lights blaze, keep your heart light, play really loud music all hours of the night

- do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive, do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away

- life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar

- steal what you need

- bring back some blurry pictures to remember all your darker moments by

- read all about it on the wikipedia page

- don't hurt anybody on your way up to the light, and stay alive, just stay alive

- make it through this year

"You can't actually see my face at that point, but I was crying. I was actually crying."

— Nick Mohammed on TASKMASTER 17x05

i need brennan lee mulligan on taskmaster more than anything in the world. i think it is the only show in the world that could possibly break his spirit more than game changer already does.

My favourite part of Sam Reich meeting Alex Horne is seeing which of my Taskmaster mutuals are Dropout fans and which of my Dropout mutuals are Taskmaster fans.

The Venn diagram of Taskmaster fans and Dropout fans is very close to just being a circle.

Taskmaster (2018): The perfect stuff.

My husband and I googling pictures of the taskmaster house to figure out if Sam Reich was THERE

We're sat here going "okay, compare the brickwork" like total weirdos.

But!!!

“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

Every one of you needs to read Going Postal by Terry Pratchett right now. Especially if you do anything related to tech, finance, or public services. I am not kidding.

Abandoned leaning house in Virginia - wyattxplores

The four stages of becoming a birder:

🪹Nestling Phase: You start with a casual interest, peeking out of your cozy comfort zone to notice the birds around you.

🐤Fledgling Feats: You spread your wings, equipped with binoculars and guidebooks, ready to explore new habitats and spot diverse species.

🐦‍⬛Perching Proficiency: Your skills sharpen as you learn to identify birds by their calls, habits, and plumage, and feel a sense of accomplishment with each new sighting.

🦅Masterful Migration: Finally, you soar confidently, traversing landscapes near and far, sharing your passion with others. In the end, the true joy of birding lies in the journey itself—every chirp, flutter, and waddle along the way.

Happy National Go Birding Day!

May your girlfriend be strong and your boyfriend short