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he may be dreamy, but he is not the sun. you are.

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my life goal is to ruffle david tennant's hair
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What she says: I'm fine
What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

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Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

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**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

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shixn

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

I have been laughing hysterically at this for like ten minutes Omg

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