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DID YOU HEAR ME? PLAY THE FUCKING BEAT!

@alienjock / alienjock.tumblr.com

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hope everyone’s ready for a reintroduction.

( i’m on my phone right now but i’ll update my desktop blog and such. eventually. this is a work in progress. i just took a shot with rose. )

anyway. it’s ya boi mikey. in case anyone needs any reminders or updates, im about to go a little ham:

  • the artist formerly known as shorthalt
  • returning to tumblr after four years of twitter nonsense, can still be found at wuvvywednesday or pokiina
  • TRYING TO STAY HERE THIS TIME. IM SO SERIOUS.
  • yes, i’m a furry.

what i do in general:

  • anthropology
  • marine biology
  • national park conservation. soon. and camping. soon.
  • cooking
  • subliminal forcemasc propganda
  • write both fanfiction and original works
  • adderall.

what i’m doing recently:

  • returning to school in the fall to finish college and get a degree in anthropology
  • physical and mental spring cleaning
  • lots of fake weed
  • my best

what i’m into recently:

  • CURRENT HYPERFIXATIONS: dungeon meshi, splatoon 3
  • music. you know. i’ve been listening to music a lot lately
  • ttrpgs, primarily motw, 5e, and whatever else i can get my hands on
  • dimension 20 and dropout.tv and their adjacent works
  • middle school darlings (homestuck, mlp, got)
  • film analysis in a cool and nuanced and funny and party way
  • death, just the cosmological concept and its ramifications
  • bdsm education
  • horror and sci-fi
  • pokémon, star wars, monster high, barbie, hatsune miku, night in the woods, friends grocery lists, fake blondes, megan the stallion world domination
  • the works

some random things i have a lot of strong feelings about and will talk about nonstop given the opportunity:

  • MY CURRENT DND CHARACTER CITADEL SHES MY PRINCESS
  • eve. yknow. from the bible.
  • slenderman, the blair witch project, and the history of internet-era horror folklore
  • mount everest and how much i hate tourist climbers
  • cannibalism.
  • doctor perry cox of scrubs fame

various links to important things:

  • zombo.com

please know that i have like a thousand posts from high school that still get a million notes a day so anything you want me to see directly either dm me or send it via an ask.

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alienjock

i have a lot to say about time loop stories in general but above all else the thing that never fails to get to me the most is that one. single. character. who remembers everything. who knows that theyre trapped. and its been so long that they maybe just feel resigned to the fact that theyre never to wake up to a day where they dont know every single event that plays out. theyre tired. and maybe theyve mastered it, theyve perfected each and every action and still havent broken the cycle. that hurts. that hurts. 

im talking about the episode of suite life on deck actually

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liones-s

one of the biggest things I can advocate for (in academia, but also just in life) is to build credibility with yourself. It’s easy to fall into the habit of thinking of yourself as someone who does things last minute or who struggles to start tasks. people will tell you that you just need to build different habits, but I know for me at least the idea of ‘habit’ is sort of abstract and dehumanizing. Credibility is more like ‘I’ve done this before, so I know I can do it, and more importantly I trust myself to do it’. you set an assignment goal for the day and you meet it, and then you feel stronger setting one the next day. You establish a relationship with yourself that’s built on confidence and trust. That in turn starts to erode the barrier of insecurity and perfectionism and makes it easier to start and finish tasks. reframing the narrative as a process of building credibility makes it easier to celebrate each step and recognize how strong your relationship with yourself can become

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thinking about how lucy was so nervous about inviting maximus to live in vault 33 with her and when he said yes she was smiling all goofy and silly like she couldn’t believe it she was sooooo happy giggling and kicking her feet. soooooo cute

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it is so incredibly sad to constantly see kids on instagram and tiktok who are younger than my brother have to literally beg for shelter, food, water, medicine, and their right to exist as human beings

i mean, this young girl is only ten years old, yet she is essentially responsible for convincing random people scrolling through instagram that her and her family’s life are worth fighting for

on top of that, their gofundme is not even 10% funded and time is running out, please if you can’t donate, just share

please don’t let this little girl die begging

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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

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butchspace

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

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silverandzlo

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

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none of those words are in the README file

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he doesn’t know. he doesn’t know that his life would be forever changed by a sexy raisin

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going to this fabled deaths door my dm keeps mentioning

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idgaf if bethesda ever tells us concretely which country launched the first nuke, the only answer i will accept is the original one, the one that said "we wont tell you, because it doesnt matter. there is no moral highground in the story of the great war, and the end result for those alive today is all the same either way. those most responsible faced the fewest consequences, and no justice was served. there is no justifiable way to nuke anyone, no matter who struck first. everyone lost and thats the very nature of war and always has been. war is evil, and in that way, war never changes"

not broadcasting who was "really to blame" is purposeful, and any other answer would undercut fallout's core identity to me

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