how to torrent an entire dog

i was at rehearsal today and i was talking to these girls and the conversation got around to “who would you go gay for?” and one girl listed like ten women i was like… honey

watching drama that aint your business 

Hey everyone! I would greatly appreciate it if you could all take a minute to support my great pal brycegoodson. He recently came out and our school’s administration chose to discriminate against him. You can learn more about his story and sign this petition to take a stand against this oppressive bigotry here: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/love-your-neighbor. Thanks!!

five stages of grief

denial

anger

bargaining

depression

acceptance

Why they make this cow so damn thicc?  Like damn.  Make me wanna suck the lactose free milk straight out her four cow tiddies

You needa suck the holy water straight outta Jesus’s 4 titties smh

I visited a college today and I was impressed

Dogs are excellent nannies in the animal world. Their kind and caring characteristic has earned them the reputation of “mother of all animals”. Even though the animals that they look after aren’t within their species, their intellectual ability allows them to quickly adapt to the behaviour of the particular animal that they are caring for. 

the more you share a pepe the less rare it becomes, you guys are decreasing the value of rare pepes and causing huge amounts of inflation, and i am suffering for it

the economeme is collapsing

How embarrassing

I would actually dissolve

nah she’s just taking advantage of the cameras cos she knows she looks good

Chopped contestant: I’m doing this for my baby who recently exploded

Ted Allen: girl that sucks but you’ve been Chopped

Chopped contestant: I just really hope that I showed any exploded babies out there that you can do anything

“the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?