HOBBIT FEET ARE GOOD

REASONS WHY PEOPLE AVOID ME

WEED oH NO

“Excuse me madam but I can assure you that Leonardo would not be partaking in any illegal substances. As the family medic I would be hard pressed to allow my brothers to do anything that might damage their health or otherwise put them into situations that might cause damage to their health. And a high Leonardo is very likely to try some insane kata and impale himself on his own katana, so no. No weed”

I know what you think of me. You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.

It’s like England had three sons, America rebelled as a teen and started a band that saw great success, Canada was the good kid that became a doctor, and Australia was the problem child with a drug problem that moved away and ended up in rehab but has now turned his life around.

PLEASE

This is one of the best things that has EVER HAPPENED ON LIVE TELEVISION. You could not write this. People would say you were being too fanciful or ridiculous. The best things happen in real life. William is forbidden, by tradition, to turn around. Harry is not. SUCH BROTHERS. MY HEART.

look man im a native english speaker and i’ve been mispronouncing a crap ton of words because i never looked up the pronunciation for any of them but if you make fun of how a foreigner pronounces an english word either because of their accent or having never heard that word before i will fucking fight you because english has shitty pronunciation rules and none of them make sense fuck off