I don’t think Greece can top over ‘alcohol is free’

So I was taking photos of my cat:

and he saw the little “on” light of my camera:

and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it:

but then:

“”I WILL HAVE IT I WILL” 

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

me: hoe dont do it

eurovision contestant: *starts singing a ballad*

me: oh my god

Erryday I’m rebloggin

Sometimes, I hate the rule

Aww haha you know, you don’t have to reblog every time.

yes you do

Man, I haven’t reblogged this in a while.

im learning so much

Darren Criss in GROUP [x]

Watch: A TV host brilliantly shut down his audience for laughing at a male domestic violence survivor 

(While host Jeremy Kyle’s response to this particular incident was a strike against sexism, it’s worth noting he doesn’t have a perfect track record the issue.)

Helpful dance moves from Eurovision

For when you get something on your shoe:

For when someone gets in the lift and you want to let them know where it’s going:

For when you’re in a rush on the way to the office and the only mode of transport is a giant hamster wheel:

For when you’ve been swimming and you have water in your ear:

For when you’re a bit hot and need to cool down:

For when you want to air out the curtains in the most fabulous way possible:

For when you see a bug and you need to squash it really quickly whilst still looking super cool:

For when your car breaks down so your buddies form into a boat for you:

And lastly, for when you and your friend are trying to disguise yourselves as crabs to avoid the wrath of the Crab Overlord:

The semi-finals of Eurovision start tonight at 8pm on BBC Three! 

i did not realize i was following this many europeans: an autobiography by every american on tumblr today

I thought you were all american: the european version

never underestimate the ability of a cat , especially the mother fuckin queen of the jungle

My soul would have left my body

THIS is how you respond to Russia. Not by booing their singer. 

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing