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@nicoledanielledotell / nicoledanielledotell.tumblr.com

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stonecrop

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

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dovewithscales

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

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just-mythyk

educational and salty. i like it.

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hotdadcalendar-blog

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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weetbixgod

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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memegiver

Therapist: i want you to say something positive about urself

Me: i have eyes

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teeth-rot
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geekandmisandry

Sometimes I think "oh man, I wish I lived in America, so much fun things to do and so much access to so many good foods and cultural experiences" and then like, you gotta remember that it is also some weird dystopian hellscape where you can go into huge debt for basic and emergency medical care and it's like...ok, I'd like to try a deep fried twinkie and some jalapeno cheese but like, not that much.

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snommelp

I’ll bring you deep fried twinkies and jalapeno cheese if you get me the hell out of here

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geekandmisandry

Honestly that sounds like a good deal. Throw in some of this "taco bell" though.

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pintoras
“Imagine a woman in the long skirts and high collar of the early 20th century standing in front of the painting she created. It is a massive piece—about 10 feet tall by 8 feet wide—and it is not a landscape, a portrait, a still life, nor a scene from myth or history. Dominating the composition is a bold yellow form reminiscent of a plant or sea creature, glowing amid colorful, biomorphic shapes and vigorous lines. This is just one of 10 such works that she has created almost entirely alone—sometimes walking on her work as she lays down the paint—and one of 193 radically abstract paintings that she has made in a few short years, between 1906 and 1915. None of these details fit with the story told in museums and art history courses. We know the first abstract painters so well that we often refer to them by last names alone: Kandinsky, Malevich, Mondrian. We know who is celebrated for doing “action painting” on giant canvases laid on the floor—Pollock. Each of these men has been lauded for opening a way into new territory. As it turns out, that territory had already been explored by another artist. Her name was Hilma af Klint.”

— Who Was Hilma af Klint?: At the Guggenheim, Paintings by an Artist Ahead of Her Time by Caitlin Dover

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justgot1

THE FUCK

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srsfunny

This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever

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finnglas

Reblogging again for that great addition.

I love this because in some parliamentary systems it is unparliamentary language to imply a representative is lying. However, you can make a case for arbitrarily dropping coins into a box.

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