if I cannot find the good in life, I will make it

everyone hates my thin and meager stew

soup

they calling my thin and meager stew a soup now im fucking ruined

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

You live with engineers I see.

call me dr. worm the way i’m interested in things

TURN ON THE SOUND. YOU CAN'T MISS THIS. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

People’s reaction when you start speaking their language: A non-serious map.

This map displays people’s reactions to foreigners speaking their language in different countries.

by languages.eu

Sports bra is lingerie if you're good enough at gender

#places to take me on a first date

I'm at the museum of electronic wonders

I'm at the late night grilled cheese parlor

I'm at the combination museum of electronic wonders-late night grilled cheese parlor

don't forget about the shark

food museum shark of electronic wonders & late night grilled cheese fri 9:30p-12:30a parlour sat 9:30p-1:30a

France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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shoutout to don bluth for creating almost half of this list. also sorry if your favorite isn't on here but also i don't really care because it's my poll. <333

they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

game that starts out as a cozy little farming sim and gradually expands into full-blown factory farming where you're raising livestock in narrow stalls by the millions and have enough economic sway to influence environmental policy-making that may slow your profits

"buddy that's just cookie clicker again" and when the songbird sings do you make fun of it too?

thank you for the warmup piece mister cookieclicker

my corniest bullshit immortalized once again. thank you

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

i may just be french but do americans really not get paid summer vacations? you don't go to the beach with your kids? "There is no federal or state statutory minimum paid vacation or paid public holidays" am i reading this right? like i'm not trying to rub anyone's face in it but you're just stuck in the rat race year-round until you're old and that's normal and accepted??? in the 21st century???

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too