Sorry Baby x

You can clearly tell who did and didn’t watch Carmilla based on all the First Kill critiques. Oh the monsters have bad cgi? On Carmilla we didn’t even get to see the monsters. Oh the scenes are shot from weird angles? On Carmilla we got one angle and never questioned why everyone was conveniently standing on one side of the room. Oh the plot is rushed and bad? On Carmilla all of the plot was entirely off screen and you know what? We loved every second of it

#NeverForget last year when cops attacked participants from NYC Pride and the Queer Liberation March gathering in Washington Square Park. They do this same thing almost every year and yet people still wonder why we want them banned from pride?

They peppersprayed into the crowd without prejudice after hecklers told them to leave. They then used bikes as battering rams to break up the crowd. Numerous queer and trans people were injured.

This isn’t just “a few bad apples.” Hundreds of militarized police participated in the attack. None were disciplined.

Postcards and Stamps

We’re just very well folded ❤️

image ID: screenshot of a tweet by user imagine (@/imagimemes) that says, “If you took all your DNA, straightened it out, and put it end-to-end, it would stretch to Jupiter and back 10x over. / You are neither small nor insignificant. You’re just very well folded.” /end ID]

Did you know, If you took all your DNA, straightened it out, and put it end-to-end, you will die

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

Here are my contributions

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS

THERES MORE

“twelda Prelda”

@l-a-l-o-u

what was that? i was so busy making normal human gestures to show i was listening that i wasn’t able to actually listen

After Stede is stabbed by the Spanish and in all the ensuing chaos, Blackbeard’s entrance is the most seductive fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Like wtf is that, he’s literally appearing out of smoke and his footsteps are these heartbeat-like thuds, and then he stops in front of Stede and RUNS HIS HAND DOWN HIS FUCKING CHEST LIKE PURE SEX and I’m p sure he deliberately puts on his deepest most sultry voice to be all “oh I’ve heard all about you” like I’m not convinced Stede passed out from blood loss, I’m pretty sure he passed out from pure instant horniness

He didn't have enough blood left to fuel his brain and his dick

Yoan  Capote created this installation, called “Stress”. The installation has teeth made from bronze supporting large slabs of concrete

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

fire alarm (ringing)

me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately 

Image description: a photo of a person's shadow who is taking the picture. The shadow is on top of a section of ground with some grass and some pavement. The shadow has two yellow dandelions in the head where eyes would be. :End Id.

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

letting picard live his musical theater fantasy

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

KISSING YOU mentally