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@drfanfare / drfanfare.tumblr.com

Hey ya! I belong to a large number of fandoms, such as Yuri on Ice, Homestuck, Harry Potter, and Dr. Who. I'm an active professional Sound Designer, avid singer, I dabble in voice acting, and I love anime and manga...
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not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

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Captain Marvel: So then he was all ‘I told you- you’re never going to be able to control yourself until you can put me on the floor without using your powers’-

Captain America: So you turned them off and kicked his ass anyway?

Captain Marvel: No lol what the fuck I’m not a dumbass, I just shot him. Who the fuck would listen to a villain trying to do his best to win a fight?

Captain America, sweating, remembering the fight with Batroc in which he stowed away his shield and dropped his helmet bc Batroc Asked Him To: Hah lol ikr….. who’d do that…idiots…

Sam Wilson, hearing the same story: So you blasted him with your sparklefists, right?

Captain Marvel: I blasted the shit out of him.

Sam: I know the feeling. So there’s this dumbass named Rumlow…

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rollinroots

This got better.

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me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

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harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

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Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts

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Cate Blanchett though. 

get yourself someone who can do both

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d&d be like

the characters: under no circumstances do i want to discuss my past, my trauma, my mental state or any other personal issues

the players: Somebody Please Interrogate My Child

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roachpatrol

this post came to my house and spanked me raw in front of god

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