♡ Internet Loser ♡

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

Happy Neil day! Here he is as a patron saint of banging out the tunes!!! 🐀🎶🌈

Happy Neil day everyone!! Bang out some tunes for him!

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

girlmeth

you're right, hello kitty would NOT do any of that. however hello kitty also wears her bow on the right side of her head, whereas her sister Mimi wears it on the left side. ergo, this is NOT hello kitty, it's her sister Mimi, and tbh I don't really know much about her meth habits.

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

When your mom screams at you to do something while you're already doing it.

awake

Virgilio Ripari (Italian, 1846 - 1902) - Convent scene with nun