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Paranoid Mum

@paranoidmum / paranoidmum.tumblr.com

Now play classical gas
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vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

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And in case y'all were under the impression that he works hard to make that money, he's publicly proud of not doing a whole lot of hard work at all. He also revealed that he doesn't allow office birthday lunches and thinks his sexiest quality is that he does the dishes. This man is a leech and contributes nothing to the world, not even measly sales tax.

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makebesnake

Every single 'low skilled' worker has worked harder in one day than Bezos has in his entire life

The fuck is a high quality decision bitch I'm gonna kill you

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reblogged

Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.

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vodcar

i’m in tears i can’t stop thinking about Pancake

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how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

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zorri

This is how Bernie can still win

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