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Níl A Fhios Agam

@celtic-witch-bitch

Daire, 25, They/them, Bi, Enby, 🔒, AuDHD, Pagan, I write stuff sometimes. This blog is whatever my latest hyperfixation happens to be so don't expect consistency. Latest hyperfixation: idk???
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thyrell

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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good night to all horror podcast enjoyers, people who have never slain the ender dragon in minecraft, everyone that has read less than five books this year, and flowers that are yet to bloom.

good morning to anyone that has ever been told to 'touch grass', those that would consider themselves 'terminally online', fans of my chemical romance's rock opera epic 'welcome to the black parade', and ancient trees that have recently gained sentience.

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cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs

you understand me

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sam and dean being Known serial killers who have been on the fbi watchlist for a decade and have faked their deaths multiple times is actually very funny. I like to think literally everyone in town knows they're wanted by multiple US agencies but are like. they've evaded arrest so many times. do we really wanna anger the serial killers? no one in town has been killed let's not push it. and then the longer it goes on they begrudgingly start to like the winchesters because they tip well and are generally helpful around the community. plus their son is an absolute delight and everyone wants to figure out what's going on between dean and the weird trenchcoat guy who hangs around sometimes. like, they can't turn them into the cops before getting resolution on their relationship! the town has a betting pool! sam starts a community garden and dean jumps at the chance to help with odd jobs if he over hears people complaining about something when he's hanging out. they're politer than most of the normal locals.

you know how some towns are like 'oh yeah that's the house where the Witch lives'? everyone in lebanon is just like 'there's the nuclear fallout shelter where our local serial killers live ❤ they're pillars of this community ❤ snitch to the feds and the town will band together to eliminate you❤'

I like to imagine that they give the boys discounts constantly because "you really don't want to be the guy who overcharges serial killers"

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