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The same guy who wrote Fireflies. This is the same guy

After being a fan for decade I can confirm that this is just what his social media is. Dude made a song for a rabbit he saw outside. Dude posted about a set of metal measuring cups that sound good when he clanks them together. You don’t want to know what he tweeted when he was on ambien

if your only exposure to Owl City is “Fireflies” then it’s understandable that you would not know 45% of his songs are just wordplay shitposts, and I say that in the most affectionate way possible.

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

The only possible response

“I hope your day is as pleasant as you are” can both be an insult or a compliment depending on the person.

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

On the highway, the guy who whizzes past you is a dickhead, the guy who drives slower than you is a jerk, but the biggest annoyance is the guy that drives at the same speed and stays in your peripheral vision for while… weirdo!

the best part about concerts is that they’re always slightly shit. i love that i am at my very happiest after being shoved for 2 hours, with aching feet, ringing ears, and a dizzy head. it’s such a weird buzz or pure, overwhelming joy

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

Dildos are probably really bad for the environment, as there’s no second hand market.

happy pride month! the stonewall uprising was a riot started by trans women of colour against police brutality. support black lives. support trans lives. love fiercely. throw bricks. acab.

Marsha P. Johnson within the crowd at a New York Gay Pride (1982)

Here’s what Anonymous has done so far:

and my favorite:

The Reciepts:

spread the word y’all

me about me: is she okay

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Kings River, California

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