i wasn’t joking

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

she said hi sorry do you mind if i give birth in your boat real quick

is that a cat or a ferret?

he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

High quality plot twist

Psych – 5.01: Romeo and Juliet and Juliet

Purple Harlequin Toad

CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!

Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike

(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

the general concensus being "if we die the clown wins"

Gotham really is the perfect scientist trap, like every scientist in the world is either at "I could fix it" or "I could make it worse" with a few that are like "I could study so so SO good it and win a Nobel"

It's basically the most frantic game of whack-a-mole/herding cats. All STEM majors have a 100-level required class on why you can't go to Gotham.

I bets that's really hard/confusing for the kid from Gotham who whent to school out of state and took Gotham 101 as an easy A.

And ends up fistfighting a TA because they used a Google image of her grandma's house in a slide show.

Now I’m think about the skip rhymes and children’s games gothamites have come up with to teach kids how to survive different villains and catastrophes.

I’m imagining an in universe twitch channel where this dude goes on a walk and in the background you can see Batman fighting someone in the background, and the dude doesn’t really notice it until the chat goes insane like “DUDE RHE BAT IS RUIGHT THERE” and they turn around and say “oh wow, Tuesday already” before carrying on. Then in another stream you can see a gas filling the streets, and he nonchalantly pulls a gas mask out of their bag before stating “some places have pollen season, we have gas season”

sunder.

🎭prints🎭

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

I trode on the toad road

Commission of Velcro for Brianne, who keeps eating their plants.

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

ur so right. revision:

Their side of the bed

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As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."

"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."

It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.