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hippos count as dragons

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Juno | Queer | 30s | TMA/TME & GAAB are not useful or productive as generalized metrics.
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Evidently an important disclaimer, so here we go.

If you come at me with 'discourse' about a post I made that you could only have found by scouring tags you hate in order to pick a fight, or especially on posts I made that were deliberately untagged, you will get exactly one reply. If you reply after that, you will be blocked. I'm a grown adult with a life who doesn't have time to play the kiddie game of dealing with people who are Looking to be Angry about something.

I have surgeries, I have doctor's appointments, I have 9-5 work to keep myself alive, I have therapy. I'm busy enough without anyone else picking fights with me. And I know exactly who you are, because I did my time in those hell mines, and then I fucking grew up.

I'll live my life. You live yours. Never the twain shall meet. Goodbye.

#pinned#juno's musings
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jbt7493

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

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sabakos

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

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e-102

HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️

💀🧪

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too-many-rats

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

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e-102

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

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bunjywunjy
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cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

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thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

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careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

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bprinny

Cainceled 

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kraetys

This post gets worse every reblog

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this-account-is-a-mistake

yet im not Abel to scroll past

This post hit me like a rock to the head

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nikkoliferous

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

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escuerzoresucitado
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zmeyel

Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.

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s0urfangs

Things I could do with this money:

- build 14 more large hadron colliders ! 🥼⚛️✨️

- buy 10 billion copies of skyrim and distribute them to everyone on the planet 💪🗡🎮

- The most expensive hitmen in the UK in 2014 cost £100,000. Adjusted for inflation and converted to USD this is $165,000. Therefore you could hire around 606,060 British hitmen with this money, supply issues notwithstanding. There are 2781 billionaires in the world, which comes out at 217 hitmen per-

- end world hunger 🍖💖

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