I figured I'd put up a list of all the weird crap I've found around home as a kid

1. When I was six, a mummified hairless cat just sort of appeared by the house. I had to jump over it whenever I went anywhere. Nobody moved it, it was just there for a few months and then it disappeared.

2. There was a cow head just laying out back for a while. I think my gramma was feeding it to the chickens. I fucking hate the chickens.

3. Every Halloween, my mom would send me to the dead pile to get bones to scatter around the yard for decorations. I never really realized it was weird that we had things called ‘dead piles’, but there you go

4. My brain went fuzzy during a family barbecue and I don’t know what to tell you but I left for twenty minutes and came back with four other girls wearing cow pelvises and tubing as armour and claiming myself to be the ‘mighty lord magnet-tron’.

5. I found a kayak in the forest once. I brought it home, but my gramma stole it.

6. Found a cracked fish tank buried under a tree once. I took it home, but my gramma stole it.

7. There’s a lot of bathtubs in the forest and I don’t know why

8. Someone left a deer head on the porch once. Not sure why. Just the whole head, cut off at the neck. That was odd.

9. There’s just these… Weird, powdery chunks of.. I dunno, something. Just buried all over. I don’t know if they’re soft rocks or what

10. Some friends and I found something big and dead inside a garbage bag under a log, once. We told an adult but they said not to worry about it so we sort of let it go. It’s been nine years and nobody’s questioned it

11. Our rooster killed itself. Not sure how, but it did.

12. A bird carried my cat away when I was 7 and nobody told me so I spent 6 weeks looking for it. I only found half.

13. There’s a lot of skulls

14. There’s a spot out back where kitchen appliances just show up. I found a wok, a toaster, a toaster oven, and two sinks so far.

15. A bunch of porn was just… In the woods. DVDs. And a couple bible-on-casette albums. 3 pairs of prescription glasses. Someone was into some weird shit, I guess.

16. Sometimes the air smells like death and my mom just goes, ‘think it was something big?’ And I have to go find it

17. My gramma keeps collecting toilets and 4 foot tall solid wooden lawn gnomes and decorating the driveway with them

18. Every once and a while the sky just doesn’t go all the way dark at night and I’ve stopped questioning it

Are you ok

Jesus…

Where the fuck do you live???

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter. (July 31 1980)

Mumford & Sons and The Maccabees at Lord’s Ashes Test  

why do men want to be gynecologists? why? why. gynecology is for females and should be practiced solely by women imo 

I don’t think a fuckboy is gonna go through years of college education with the mindset of “I’m doing this so I can put metal and cotton swabs in vaginas”…. (more)

lets talk about the arkansas gyno, paul becton jr. who took nude pictures of his female patients 

lets talk about dr. john black (gyno) who sprayed a chemical found in drain cleaner into his female patients’ genitalia

or dr. robert hadden, a gyno who performed unwilling oral sex on his patients and staff member

or dr. bruce sylvester smith, the gyno who raped (at least) one patient and sexually harassed many others.  

and while we’re at it, lets talk about male gyno, dr. john marshall who tricked, drugged, and raped his patient. 

or dr. paul kelly, an indiana ob-gyn who sexually abused his patients and over-prescribed dangerous drugs. 

and dr. kevin pezeshki, who abused several patients and the list goes on and on. 

so actually tons of male doctors abuse their patients, and the cases of female doctors abusing their patients is almost non-existent. so thanks for your comment, but next time, try doing a bit of research. 

let’s talk about my patient yesterday who complained that every male ultrasound tech that has performed a vaginal ultrasound on her pushed the probe way too far and clearly had no concept of vaginal comfort during penetrative procedures

let’s talk about how not once have i hurt any of my patients during vaginal ultrasounds, and if they have issues with penetration such as vulvodynia or a history of endometriosis, i take a long, slow time to do the ultrasound and check in frequently, and will attempt to do an abdominal ultrasound instead if warranted

let’s talk about how it is most certainly because i am a woman and therefore i understand my female patients and their comfort levels much more than any dude could.

^^^ all of this. Not to mention the one time I had a male doctor do my exam, he took one look at my sexual history and immediately refused to do any more tests or exams because he was “positive” I was just had a bunch of STIs. He didn’t listen once to me telling him that I didn’t think that was right and I wanted to be sure. Three days later I’m getting rolled into emergency surgery because my ovary had ruptured and had become infected. Yeah, gynos should always be female.

HoLy FuCk

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

oh my god I cannot breathe

daintyxflower

The perks of being a wildlife photographer.

Harry Potter + Greek words for Love

man I’m only 21 and i done seen it all the first Black president, gay marriage being legalized, I was there marching against police brutality, 9/11, the 2008 recession, smartphones, social media, the golden age of Beyonce

Cutie Winnie + Marky @ Goffertpark 2015, Giels Interview

                                        …he’s got the moves.

Ben Lovett @ Rock Werchter Festival, Belgium. June 26, 2015

Photo © Studio Brussel

Ted Dwane @ Rock Werchter Festival, Belgium. June 26, 2015

Photo © Studio Brussel

First and Last words.

I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.

….. 

THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS 

I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME 

I open at the close

toO SOON

So recently I found out that Orange is the New Black films tons of scenes about 25 minutes away from my house. And after finding that out, I couldn’t resist taking a drive over to check it out. Now mostly everyone knows they have their studio in NYC, in which they film all of their indoor prison scenes. But anything they film outdoors at Litchfield is filmed at this location. This location is the abandon psychiatric center which stands in for the exterior of Litchfield. Since they just started filming season 4, a few crew members were there setting up props such as signs and things the inmates would use. 

These are just a few of the pictures I took; I’m also putting together a video so everyone can get a better idea of how it’s set up. Also click on each picture for a description. Enjoy!

that’s really fucking cool

Emily Kinney and her band take a bow after their final performance in the This is War tour at The Troubadour

this is why designing business cards is the best part of my job

Omg I want one!!