i’m a little lost

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.

disturbingly average customer service experience

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

nobody goes to the time bean except tourists tbh

the wii is considered a retro console now.

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

ONCE UPON A TIME 6.08, I'll Be Your Mirror

she's so real for that

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

put that back

**Update For the people asking I asked her and she bought the frog tea set HERE 🐸

I bought one last week and this forg is absolutely adorable. Frog is the perfect teapot size (gives ~2 regular cups of tea). The quality is good for the price and the shipping was fast! :)

oh

oh my god

oh my god…….

You can only reblog this on Nov 16 2023💥

reminder for all those who celebrate!

zack and cody’s reservation is at 7:30 CENTRAL EUROPEAN TIME (they are in italy) so if you wish to celebrate as accurately as possible, remember to account for your time zone!

me personally, i will be celebrating at 1:30 PM

always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill