I FOUND MYSELF ANNOYED

(tweet 1) (tweet 2) (article)

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!

[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD

Meow meow meow meow

In utter disbelief

the egg bar is coveted as fuck

you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

Shadowlands au where instead of dissolving, Arthas's soul just sorta merged with Anduin and now the poor guy has this grim specter of death that only he can see following him around everywhere he goes, encouraging him to pick up every cursed item he finds and talking in cryptic riddles about horses and unforgivable crimes

now there's a truly tortured anduin i can believe