One continuous pounding

Ths bishop’s twitter post

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

certified iconic post

This also very much applies to fanfics. Some people need to take a step back and think before they make straight fools out of themselves.

listennnnn, please say it louder for the folks in the back.

y’all gotta learn to be ok when things aren’t about you/catering to your wants. and if you can’t learn to be ok, just don’t subject artists and writers to your whining.

I'm reminded of this evergreen tweet.

One of my favorite pornos (for nonsexual reasons) was this one about 4 women working as interns under one dude. They all know that only one intern is getting a full-time job, so they all decide to suck it out of the manager's dick, which devolves to an orgy. At the end after they wipe the cum off, the girls argue about who's getting the job, when the manager says "Girls, girls! You were all great, but the company's shutting down and we'll all be laid off at the end of the week."

That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard maybe I should try watching porn

Not to be a prude this is just so bleak. something about everything said here is so bleak like talking about porn so casually like its the sunday comics

sorry mother superior should we be making jokes about the next church bazaar

collapsing onto my fainting couch, scandalized and overcome with the vapors that someone discussed media with visible ankles

talking about media that reflects the public consciousness' anxiety about an increased job instability and economic desolation and the bleak part is that the conversation involves a penis

happy 11th birthday god i wish that were me

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

no fucking way💀

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled

Kitty massage

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Oh. They do this to each other, too. Got it.

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

thanks for the context omg

Riptide (1934)