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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
hey good news
there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"
Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet. They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.
They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.
Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.
Artiste Jodie Herrera. (Venus de Willendorf)
The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
How would you do?
who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday
girl, you KNOW I am petered out. I am spent. I am slogged. Absolutely fatigued. Feeling rather lethargic. I am the epitome of slothful. Just a real foggy-in-the-head kinda boy. I'm all tuckered out.
who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday
girl, you KNOW I am petered out. I am spent. I am slogged. Absolutely fatigued. Feeling rather lethargic. I am the epitome of slothful. Just a real foggy-in-the-head kinda boy. I'm all tuckered out.
the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through
I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me
Zoozve, my beloved
"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."
This is my favorite line.
I have learned so many things from this.
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops