NO GUYS I SEE YOUR NOTES BUT I DON’T THINK YOU GET IT

HE DID IT

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

Squishy Pokemon Figures released by re-ment

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

Undertale was full of raw ass lines and I’m sorry y’all are too chickenshit to acknowledge this because you’ve decided it’s cringy to like things

accurate scientific research

Forky: “I don’t belong here! I’m not a toy!!”.

Pretty much everyone else:

Same energy

Reality is collapsing 

Hmm

I’m not ready for the next Marvel movie that won’t feel quite right. When the credits roll, and our hearts will break as we see the title card “In memory of Stan Lee”. The cameo we’ve been waiting for was not in that movie. And there never will be one again.

RIP Stan Lee.

EXCELSIOR!