“dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!” says mitts campaign manager

“oh boy!!” says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

He need some milk

Lmfao

Zaammmmnnn 😂😂

I felt that slap in my soul.

He died

Ah reparations

George R.R. Martin is me

i’m fucking crying

i arrive at the function

salmon: smoked

magic deck: shuffled

dick: out

i am forcibly escorted out of the function

ive listened to this like 7 times now

i’m on a coffee high and this is giving me heart palipatations

“ by chunichiu on Flickr.

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Shingeki no Kyojin + Chapter 85 "We must apologize to him in person now."