hamlet sr: if thou didst ever thy dear father love, revenge his foul and most unnatural murder! hamlet jr:

A strange thing about stories -- Though this all happened so long ago and so far away that words cannot describe the time or the distance, it is also happening right now. Right here. It is happening as you read these words.

- Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith

I realized this could read as me saying the english teacher doesn't care. No. The english teacher in this scenario is in fact benevolent and is providing me with media to hopelessly latch onto. And that's why every gay high school senior becomes feverishly obsessed with hamlet

Girl u r into some scary stuff...hi..

Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw

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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

For me it’s the same idea as the “know the rules before you start breaking them” thing for art and writing-it lets you break them deliberately

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

TO THIS DAY i get notes from americans that have reblogged a post of mine and tagged it "#c slur" like. just don't reblog it then mayhaps.

I think americans would simply die if the dutch creativity with deadly ilnesses translated into english at all.

You are allowed to exist alone in public btw. You're allowed to go to the movies alone and go out to eat alone and hang out in a park alone and go for a walk alone and whatever else. It isn't weird or creepy, it doesn't make you lonely or a loser or whatever. You are allowed to just exist as yourself.

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

persisting despite it all !

A Dream