Jora

*gives you a stack of capybaras*

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

Diahann Carroll photographed by Gene Howard, circa 1960.  

tumblr doesn’t even warn us that it’s updating or give us a choice if we want it to update. we just come on here and everything feels wrong and we have to wait for it to become a meme before we know what the developers fucked up. It feels like the Wild West on here waiting for the news to be ridden in by a news man and sold to us. Out where everyone thinks we died from lack of water . Sometimes staff shows up and we shoot them with guns.

the one with the horse walking isn’t even a glitch which makes it better

isabelle on november 4th: "oh! no new news to report today aha. but i did find a sock i lost awhile ago!!! thats nice :)"

isabelle on november 5th:

wait a second is this the sharkboy and lavagirl script

In 1965, excavations in Mezhyrich, Ukraine, revealed the presence of 4 huts, made up of a total of 149 mammoth bones. These dwellings, which are about 15,000 years old, are some of the oldest shelters known to have been constructed by pre-historic man.

Accept that you will never live in something as baller as a Mesolithic Ukrainian Mammoth Bone Hut

why do office job guys talk so much about "e-males"......you got a boyfriend in that computer or something?

If you accidentally hurt someone or cross their boundaries and they make you aware of this, literally all you have to do is apologize and stop. You don't have to beat yourself up internally for months. You don't have to hate yourself for fucking up. You don't have to feel like a horrible person. No one benefits from any of that - and at worst, such an extreme reaction will make the person in question less likely to speak up around you in the future, cause even if your negative reaction is directed at yourself and not at them, it's still unpleasant for everyone involved.

Every time I open my inbox I see that ask where an anon tried to call me the f slur but misspelt it horribly and I laugh every time. I don’t have the heart to delete it

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

HOLD THE PHONE

Slightly related: I read a book by Rick McIntyre, who was official Wolf Guy at Yellowstone Park for 25 years (and studied wolves for 40 yrs total). He describes how, when they’re alone, wolves—both adults and pups—will pick up sticks or bones or bits of animal skin and toss them around to entertain themselves, the way you might toss a ball up and down. They essentially play catch by themselves.

So if wolves do this by themselves, in nature, that means that we saw them playing this game and thought “huh, that wolf enjoys fetching the stick it’s throwing for itself, maybe I could throw it further and it would like that more?” And thus began our two species’ mutual favourite game to play together

But the point is that they invented fetch

brb screaming into a pillow for a thousand years