You Can Find Me Crying In Target's Book Section.

I’m gonna read this every day before work from now on.

that dog deserves an Oscar.

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I’m really not even trying to throw shade here, but how do you watch a movie that is blatantly anti-captivity, and then decide to go out and get the very rare exotic fish the movie is all but screaming at you to NOT get?

“Look Nemo is really sad because some asshole dentist took him from his home and was going to give him to his negligent and unqualified niece to basically murder. Hey! Do you know what would be a good idea? LET’S GET A NEMO OF OUR OWN!”

i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve reblogged this

doggles

I wanna be one of those healthy organized girls go to the gym every morning before work and use calendars and get facials at beauty salons and eat breakfast that will b my Goal next year

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

ok this douchey kid who sits in front of me in one of my classes always makes these ‘i’m so superior’ comments and facial expressions and gestures whenever the teacher talks about singing (it’s communication sciences and disorders, and singing is related to it i guess) and one day last week my professor asked who in here was trained as a singer and i of course put my hand up, and this kid just shouted YEAH and pointed at the ceiling, like arm straight out, fully extended, and he like looked at the ceiling too idk it was some broadway ass shit (which normally i love but this kid was a DICK) and TODAY we had a STAGGERING REALIZATION

DOUCHEY KID LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE V FAMILIAR

I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES MY FRIEND HAD TO TAKE THE PHOTO I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH but so quietly bc CLASS

and then THEN FOLKS

i decided to google ‘ryan evans high school musical funny face’

and for some reason this came up

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT DOUCHEY KID DID

I THINK HE’S MODELING HIS LIFE AFTER RYAN EVANS FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL I AM CYRRYYYING

hate is over

what is this talking marshmallow

boy: *takes 19 mins to reply*

me:

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016