I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

Reblog for financial freedom

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

oh dear god how

WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Why am i laughing so hard?

THE FUCKING HANDS

the bible but its retold in memes

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

David: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Jonathan: Bro it’s just a dream

David: Gay, I wouldn’t fuck you

Jonathan: You wouldn’t?

David: I mean, unless you want to…

Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱

Dawww

Have some lucky power plant strawberry kitten :3

I had to draw it :’3

Not chancing it by not reblogging

Me talking about all the ways Minhyuk got done wrong in No Mercy

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

idols:

“sorry guys, i have a little tummy, i’ve been eating too much”

“oops, i have a pimple today”

“mianhae, i overslept so my face is puffy”

me:

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

Lets go!

Pleaseeeeee

Every time I reblog these I find 30$-60$ in random places^ ^“

Wheeze sorry

broke af and i need money for dates with my wonderful girlfriend. i gotta try

Idols are humans too. They are just humans other humans may know, but they are still just humans.

Girl: he Me: Dump Him