bonus:

This is either the best or worst psyop I've seen yet

I need help identifying the incredibly cute person who shined a laser at a cop's face 😍🥰

just went through some old requests in my archive. have we ever been ok?

what that loud look like

“turn on that BET see if roll bounce is on”

Life imitates art

I like watching Rick and Morty but even I have to admit that whole “Am I evil? Worst, you’re smart” line and rant that came afterwards made me groan cause I know that people are going to take that whole scene the wrong way and use it to try to prove to others how deep this show by saying how all smart people are evil when in fact Rick is just talking out of his ass once again.

That line was perfect in the context of the show, but there’s definitely going to be those ridiculous “I’m just like Rick” people in those circlejerk facebook groups–where copypastas seem to originate from– that are going to use this scene in the most ludicrous way possible. 

well that didn’t take long

I ALWAYS 🕜 questioned❓wether my sadistic 😈🔪tendencies were just malfunctions 😱🛠of my OVERLY CONSCIOUS 💆‍♂️self but today's📆 episode ✳️🏃🏼🏃🏼‍♀️helped👐 me👆📣articulate💬 the true ⚠️😦‼️perspective 🔎to have on society. 🌐"You’re not evil, you’re just 🤓.“

Yes, I am.🤓 And no, I’m not.😖 EVIL is a figurative 📖📝 term MADE BY THE GREEDY 😈👀👎, stumbling 🏄through l i f e 🌿to antagonize 👺and profit 👉✋as best they can. I’m not evil.

I’m just real.

🏃‍♀️ 💥🔥⚡️

I really hate that all these incel fuck weirdo alt right m’cuckin neckbeards are taking everything in the show the wrong ass way, like dan and justin had to verbally explain that its not like it seems and they still don’t listen

my voicemail: sorry, i’m healing :) don’t leave a message

The internet never fails me!! 😂😂😂

Who thinks of this lmaoooo

Lmfaoooooooooo

Iron Man 2 (2010) | Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

remember when fez from that 70′s show hosted a gameshow about telling yo mama jokes

grand theft auto 8

It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess

oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]