I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,
kore = this, sore = that, dore = which koko = here, soko = there, doko = where koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany
I just fell off the bed
People Tweeting About Kesha’s Court Results
what disease do beekeepers get
hives
hives is a skin reaction due to excess antihistimines not a disease
hives
+16 helena bonham carter icons (request) made by sirxusblack, please like/reblog if you take any!
The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo feat. Luke and Leia (Manip AU)
Kylo is grounded, Luke is concerned, Leia is a boss and Han, for once, is amused.
I was cleaning out my high school Google drive folders, and I just found my old study group’s guide for the AP US History exam. one of our notes is “if two people are arguing and you can only remember one of their names, the other is Alexander Hamilton.”
My friend told me to draw this
omg i love this… lemonspock
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
IT’S BACK
This would be ideal if she wanted to show someone an acting portfolio.
not to mention she also has singing versatility and video editing skills
always reblog
I’m the one in the sequin skirt
His first attempt at barking
reblog for noises
I’m the one on the right
Years ago in my high school AP economics class I was assigned to sit in the corner of the room where I was flanked by a handful of very popular, very lazy kids. After every exam the teacher would announce (much to my chagrin) my “high score” to the class.
After a particularly challenging exam where I only scored 93%, the teacher announced that the guy to my right (let’s call him Matt) had ALSO scored 93%, his friend behind him 90%, and the friend behind HIM 90%! Needless to say I vacillated between self-doubt and suspicion for a few days before I finally “congratulated” one of the 90%‘ers on his score. With an impish grin he admitted that his friend Matt had been cheating off me for months and “thanked” me for helping “so many people do so well” in the class. The petty revenge gears started turning in my head for what seemed like ages before I replied “no problem, I’m just glad to help!”
At the next exam I put my my paper in very clear view of Matt. He had been told that I was now willing to “help” him and his friends. I circled all wrong answers while making a special mark for the correct ones. Just before the time was up, I quickly changed my answers back when nobody was looking, turned in my exam, and smugly walked back to my seat.
What I didn’t know at the time was that the cheating conspiracy didn’t just involve the kids sitting next to me, but that my answers were written down and forwarded to the next 4 periods, all of which took an identical test.
One week later a record 22 people failed the exam. Matt empathetically remarked “Oh man, did you fail too!?” I flipped over my sheet: 100%.
Nobody ever cheated off me in that class again.
One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.
The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream
